What up yo?

So for the first time in 5 years I feel excited and nervous about the future. Why? Well, I guess anyone is a little worried when you take on something new. Teaching is so easy for me and it offers very little challenge day to day.

So as I sat at my last staff dinner tonight I almost felt sorry for my co workers. Knowing they can't really change jobs and in 20 years they would have little chances to move up. Don't get me wrong. I respect them for their work and teaching is a amazing skill but if they couldn't teach what could they do? Sure, many of them are smart and wonderful people but would it soul crush them. I will miss teaching the kids and working with them but it's time to leave.

As I watched every teacher go up and do a shot of Soju with the Principal and VP I thought to myself I don't have to kiss his ass anymore. Honestly, he should kiss mine a wee bit. This school was lucky to have a foreigner teacher that knew his ass from his head since most are first year rookies that know nothing of Korean culture/politics of the job. Moving on...........

When I was a kid SNL would run this segment called “Deep thoughts”. I thought I would share some crazy off topic thoughts I've had while sitting around waiting for stuff.

If a person gets a sex change do they ever forget when using the bathroom. Example: Sam becomes Sally but forgets and tries to stand while he pees!???

What is my dog thinking about while he stares at me while pooping?

Does my dog think I'm crazy for going to the bathroom in the same spot.

Do babies remember being born? Srs, that's creepy.

Anyways it's been a long 14 hour day and i'm tired. Until the next time,

Laters,